Before I get to selection of names that John McCain goes by these days, allow me to make a simple observation.
A few years ago, the left-wing “blogosphere” surged onto the seen fueled by their hatred towards George W. Bush. Out of the midst of this seething hatred for republicans and George W. Bush a new class of left-wing influences hit the seen. One of these new entities rose to the top above all the rest much like how scum accumulates at the top of a pond. The entity I’m referring to is no stranger to conservatives because of their outlandish and seething hatred for all things conservative: Daily Kos. No other left-wing entity has been more inflammatory, embarrassing, and downright disgusting in nature than the Daily Kos has. It should be noted that EVEN THE “DAILY KOS” PEOPLE ARE WELL AWARE OF THE CHARACTER OF JOHN McCAIN AND HAVE ACKNOWLEDGED THE FACT THAT HE IS NOTHING MORE THAN THE SUM OF THE NUMEROUS LIES THAT HE TELLS. If you don’t believe me then feel free (buyer beware) to check it out yourself: http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/1/25/162026/147. This should be very, very disturbing for republican conservatives when even a left-wing fanatical factory of filth and garbage is able to see exactly who John McCain really is!
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Now…on to the many names of John McCain:
There are sooooooo many to choose from, but the list will begin with the ones that have been heard most recently amongst discussion with conservative republicans as well as with what has been read in conservative writings. Here goes…in no particular order:
John McKennedy…
John McDemoncrat…
John McLiberal…
John McFlip-Flop…
John McLiar or John McPinocchio or John McMachiavelli…
John McCain’t…
…or my favorite (in conjunction with any of the others listed above)…
John McDouchebag!
Whichever name you end up voting for, make sure you dial a “1” before the phone number and type in the text of your choice followed by an asterisk. Obviously, the annoying television show “American Idol” and the nomination process for the American President is starting to have more in common the further we get into the whole mess. At the helm of this embarrassment is none other than John McCain. In the past, he has been found driving the “Straight Talk Express” across the country in an effort to win the GOP nomination on the shirt-tails of his POW experience in North Korea. Somewhere along the line, he jumped ship from the “Straight Talk Express” (or he simply broke down on some highway in New Hampshire or Floriduh) and instead has been directing the movement of the enormous political aircraft carrier properly named, “The U.S.S. Pinocchio”. McCain has shown every American with a heartbeat exactly what he is all about and exactly what he is truly made of by his most recent actions. By insinuating lies supported by more lies about his arch rival, Governor Mitt Romney, he has shown his true colors as a modern-day Machiavellian. Up until recently, Americans thought that it was only the Clintons who embraced this type of spineless, unethical, and immoral type of politicking. Boy, were we wrong! It would appear, my friends, that the self-proclaimed “foot soldier in the Reagan revolution” is laughing at us as he gathers up electorates on his way to the White House.
People in the media would often make fun of Rudy Giuliani for nearly always (and automatically) reverting back to his experience and leadership as NYC Mayor during the September 11th disaster. They would say that he had nothing else to run on other than this experience and that he was monopolizing and manipulating the events for his own political gain. Curiously, however, no one has dared challenge the old wooden man (McCain) of doing the exact same thing as his pal, Rudy. While you will never hear me claim that McCain (a.k.a., McKennedy, McLiar, McBastard, etc…) shouldn’t be recognized or embraced for his service in the United States military, you will hear me question whether or not his experiences in North Korea warrant a bid for the presidency! Yes, it is true that McCain was a POW in North Korea for more than five years. Yes, it is true that his experiences are unquestionably respectable. No, it does NOT mean we should overlook the amazingly large amount of flaws that he has purposely accumulated while he attempts to hold the republican party hostage on his way to assuming the role of Commander in Chief! At some point, we absolutely have to draw the line…and for good reason.
I want to make it clear that it is not my claim or argument that John McKennedy would make a terrible president because I don’t know what kind of president he would be. No one knows! I have an idea of what kind of president he would be and I feel that the idea I have is well-grounded, objective, and fair. What I am comfortable claiming is that he would make a TERRIBLE republican president and he should not even be allowed to carry the moniker (R) next to his name. The reasons for this assertion are clear to anyone who calls themself a republican or conservative.
He has single handedly stymied the constitution and the free-speech that it protects by ushering in one of the most embarrassing works of legislation in our nation’s history. The properly named “McCain/Feingold Campaign Finance Reform Bill” put an end to “soft money” political contributions and imposed limits to how much individuals are allowed (by federal law) to donate. No longer are Americans able to support whom they want to support by the means they feel comfortable with. Instead, McCain embraced a bill that inserted some of the largest amounts of federalism any single legislative act has seen! Most political scholars would argue that the “McCain/Feingold” bill has more to do with protecting incumbents and solidifying their “good old boy” system of doing things in Washington because it is now much more difficult for an incumbent to be defeated than ever before. It’s easy to see why 100% of liberal democrats supported this bill. Is this even close to resembling what Ronald Reagan would have done? I don’t think so. Who is it that repetitively (and annoyingly) claims to have been a “foot soldier in the Reagan revolution”? I thought so.
He also embraces the idea of capitalizing on a nearly untapped voting block (illegal immigrants and their direct friends/family members) by introducing another tragedy in the legislative branch of our government. The duly named, “McCain/Kennedy Immigration Bill” allows for ALL illegal immigrants to simply stay where they are as long as they work with the federal government and set up some sort of a payment plan to pay a $3,000 fine. I’m sure the interest rates they would extend to these law-breaking immigrants while setting up payment plans would be better than what you or I could get to finance a new home! While Reagan actually did embrace amnesty at one time of his administration, it was loudly criticized by none other than Ronald Wilson Reagan immediately after it was sent through. It would later be described as one of his biggest personal regrets as president. Would Reagan endorse another wave of amnesty today especially when national security is at the highest level of concern? I don’t think so. Who is it that repetitively (and annoyingly) claims to have been a “foot soldier in the Reagan revolution”? I thought so. Maybe John McCain wasn’t taking notes during that particular Reaganomics 101 class!
McCain has admitted that economics is not one of his strong suits, which may be a reason why he voted against the Bush tax cuts…not once…but TWICE! Personally, I think that would be a cop-out because he clearly admitted that the tax cuts benefited the rich way too much. This is a very scary school of thought for conservatives because it ushers in the talking-points and political ideals of liberal democrats. The far left have made it clear that one of their primary voting blocks are the people who are easily offended by economic differences between Americans. They have not hidden the fact that they (democrats) love to use class warfare as a major political platform as an effort to motivate the economically deprived towards voting for them. A large, vibrant red flag should go up inside the heads of any clear-minded American whenever you hear a politician use the phrase “…benefits the rich too much” because what they’re really saying is that they’re trying to solidify more entitlement programs that would make the lower class even MORE dependent upon the federal and state government. Let me be absolutely clear…this train of thought is nowhere close to basic core beliefs of true conservatives and republicans. In fact, this train of thought couldn’t be more opposite! Yet, here we have a person running for president on the republican ticket who espouses class warfare by his actions, while speaking a completely different tactic with his mouth. There is no one on earth who would dare say Ronald Reagan would ever endorse higher taxes. Would Ronald Reagan have voted against the Bush tax cuts (which CLEARLY gave much more of a percentage back to lower income wage earners than higher wage earners) had he been given the chance? I don’t think so. Who is it that repetitively (and annoyingly) claims to have been a “foot-soldier in the Reagan revolution”? I thought so.
While there are still several other examples of John McKennedy falling off of the republican bandwagon, I don’t see the point in writing them in this particular blog. I consider it the responsibility of every American voter to find information on any candidate their deciding to vote for (or against). Too many men have died in our country fighting for the right to cast a vote in a free political system and whenever anyone takes this right too lightly it is unfortunately the same as spitting in the face of these men. In the end, you should still vote your conscience and heart, while trying to find the person who most closely resembles your own values and beliefs. Religion should not be an issue in the matter (which is why I can’t take Huckabee seriously) unless the person running for office has a background of fanatical religious behavior or intolerance. I will admit, however, that I would have to really know a lot about a person if he/she were running for federal office as a Muslim. I don’t consider that any form of bigotry because I’m simply acknowledging the fact that we are directly at war with radical Islam. That’s the only reason, by the way.
As for McDouchebag’s actions, it is clear that he is willing to do or say anything in order to gain power. He has blatantly spread obvious lies about his main opposition in the republican party, Governor Mitt Romney. Even the New York Times has written that McCain’s claim about Romney supporting a secret time table for retreat from Iraq can not be supported by the facts. Yep, that’s right…THE NEW YORK TIMES even recognizes a lie even if it comes from the person they are supporting for president (by the way, it should be a huge alarm sound when the New York Times supports a republican nominee for president)! McCain’s actions clearly show the American people that he’s willing to do anything to become president. Eventually, and he’s coming every so close right now, we will be unable to tell the difference between John McCain and Bill/Hillary Clinton.
It’s downright despicable what McKennedy did just prior to the Florida primaries and because of those actions I can not in good faith vote for him if he does end up winning the republican nomination. I have promised myself that there is no chance I will ever vote for John McCain because I’m offended that he would assume I’m as stupid as he is when it comes to party politics.
In fact, John McCain actually is a fairly ignorant man. It is rarely reported that he graduated SECOND FROM THE BOTTOM of his class while at the Naval Academy. Does this sound like the credentials of a man seeking to become the most powerful person in the world? Ann Coulter recently said, “John McCain is so stupid that he doesn’t even realize he’s been caught lying”. While I do not agree with everything Miss Coulter has to say about politics, I will admit that I think she’s really hit a good point with these comments. McCain is not the sharpest tool in the shed and I think that a McCain presidency would make “W” look like a Rhodes Scholar in comparison!
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BELOW ARE A FEW (just a few) OF THE LIES, FLIP-FLOPS, AND INDISCRETIONS OF JOHN McCAIN:
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John Fund, from the Wall Street Journal, reported that McCain would NEVER appoint a judge like Samuel Alito because he “wears his conservatism on his sleeve”. Recently, at the GOP debates in Simi Valley, CA, John McCain said that he has always supported Alito and embraces the mold that he fits on the bench. Hmmmmm…
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McCain went from saying he would not support repeal of Roe v. Wade to saying the exact opposite. Hmmmm…
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McCain criticized TV preacher Jerry Falwell as “an agent of intolerance” in 2002, but has since decided to cozy up to the man who said Americans “deserved” the 9/11 attacks. (Indeed, McCain has now hired Falwell’s debate coach.) Hmmmmm…..
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McCain used to oppose Bush’s tax cuts for the very wealthy, but he reversed course in February. Hmmmmm…..
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In 2000, McCain accused Texas businessmen Sam and Charles Wyly of being corrupt, spending “dirty money” to help finance Bush’s presidential campaign. McCain not only filed a complaint against the Wylys for allegedly violating campaign finance law, he also lashed out at them publicly. In April, McCain reached out to the Wylys for support. Hmmmmmm….
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In 2000, McCain accused George W. Bush of being too negative towards him and “attacking” his record. He said that the campaign George W. Bush ran could never be endorsed or simulated by himself because he could “never sink that low”. In 2007, John McCain hired the exact same campaign directors/managers as George W. Bush had during the 2000 primaries. Hmmmmm…..
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He now not only approves of, but completely endorses a federally mandated “carbon tax” that would add to the cost of gas prices and only be enforced in America. He agrees that humans are the sole reason for possible climate change (eventhough the jury is definitely still out on this issue), which is a direct opposite view than he had just one year ago. Hmmmm…..
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My dear friends, there are dozens of other examples that clearly illustrate the cunning and dishonest nature of John McDouchebag. He has clearly gone after Mitt Romney for being a “flip flopper” when it is absolutely evident that he is one of the biggest violators of political maneuvering who claims a position depending on which way the wind is blowing. I hate to be so blunt with assertions like this, but there’s no other way to say it: John McCain, unfortunately, is a bold-face liar who can not be trusted to tell the truth. He should not be running for president under the republican ticket and if he were running as a democrat or independent then I really wouldn’t have much of a beef with him because he’d be well within his right to say or do exactly what he is currently saying and doing. It must not go unnoticed that John McCain is attempting to hold the republican party hostage and the body count is piling up in his wake of Machiavellian tactics that only Bill and Hillary Clinton can appreciate.
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